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47 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | 93,660 notes

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | 410,469 notes

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | 50,030 notes
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f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | 136,322 notes

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | 184,457 notes
kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | 282,519 notes
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drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | 11,930 notes

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | 157,853 notes

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

1 week ago on July 14th, 2014 | 492,823 notes
'You know what the problem is?' he asked, 'It's not that I'm not enough, it's that you're empty. You're just so goddamn empty and greedy that every single person on this fucking planet could love you and it wouldn't be enough for you.'
- Criticisms (#49: January 10, 2014)
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