elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

merrycharissamas:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

bottomline-fuckyou:

mychemcalromance:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

I AM ENLIGHTENED

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT POST

THIS IS HOW THEY DO THE THING

how do you stop staring at this

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

otpswillruinyourlife:

thaiannasurvive:

This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur

we take the naps we think we deserve

graceebooks:

unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

pale-quadrant:

pale-quadrant:

pale-quadrant:

the other day my music theory teacher asked my class if we were tired and the whole class yelled YES so he flipped off the light switch and said “then go to sleep” and then just left the room omfg

more recently we got to class and he said to this kid isaac “you hungry?” and he was like yeah so everyone chipped in some cash and we just ordered a pizza

he gives everyone a piece of chocolate at the beginning of every class period